Don't do that, don't put a duncecap on my heart
Well, if you're trying to drive me nuts you're doing a pretty good job
If you wanna take somebody home don't just pick any slob
I'm not trying to sit here telling you something that you already know
But you know I know something and it's looking pretty bad now
I'm not really upset, it's just you know how we get
When we're dealing with morons
If you're after my heart, well you'd better get smart
Or at least just play along
It's a damn good thing you're so damn cute
'Cause nobody would tolerate you without a face
And without a place to back it up
How is it that you continue going on like this
You know you've got a problem but don't know what it is
You know you're barely above a mongoloid
I'm not really upset, it's just you know how we get
When we're dealing with morons
If you're after my heart, well you'd better get smart
Or at least just learn to play along
Take a break and observe that I grade on a curve
And you're below the bell, dear
I just don't understand how you possibly can
Keep on trying to stay with a man you know you're better than