Chris Minus Kat​(​mas) - All I Want For Christmas Is Your Two Front Teeth

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We haven't seen each other for a long time and I know you'd like to keep it that way
You've kept your nose clean and you're toeing the line so I thought I'd like to ruin your day
I get the feeling that you're trying to forget me and I probably get that feeling cause you are
So I wrote this to remind you and while you're inside listening I'll be outside setting fire to your car
Merry Christmas from the asshole that you hate
Seems like you've been pretty happy, I can't leave you in this state
The best thing that I could give you is just to leave you be
But that's not the kind of present that you'll ever get from me
I wanna tell you to have a very happy holiday
And when you head home tell your family the same
Though I'd rather you just died along the way
And merry Christmas from the asshole that you hate
It's annoying, disingenuous, and just a little late
I won't waste my time apologizing for our tawdry past
But I hope you had a merry Christmas and it was your last

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from Way Super Christmas, Guys, released December 26, 2014

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