I wanna buy you everything all the time and every minute
I wanna tell you everyday this world's better with you in it
I wanna look at lights and snow so beautiful and star and moonlit
Right now and every day we don't need to say it's because it's Christmas
So lets burn the Christmas tree
It'll keep us warm
Don't need a holiday to want you here with me
I wanna eat too much
I wanna drink too much
I want to stay in bed for days
I don't really care about Christmas or Hanukkah
Any reason's fine with me
I don't really give a shit, but I love you lots so Merry Christmas.
We haven't seen each other for a long time and I know you'd like to keep it that way
You've kept your nose clean and you're toeing the line so I thought I'd like to ruin your day
I get the feeling that you're trying to forget me and I probably get that feeling cause you are
So I wrote this to remind you and while you're inside listening I'll be outside setting fire to your car
Merry Christmas from the asshole that you hate
Seems like you've been pretty happy, I can't leave you in this state
The best thing that I could give you is just to leave you be
But that's not the kind of present that you'll ever get from me
I wanna tell you to have a very happy holiday
And when you head home tell your family the same
Though I'd rather you just died along the way
And merry Christmas from the asshole that you hate
It's annoying, disingenuous, and just a little late
I won't waste my time apologizing for our tawdry past
But I hope you had a merry Christmas and it was your last